Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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