I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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