Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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