That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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