He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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