marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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