If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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