Pappa wants mamma naked
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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