i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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