we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
