white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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