I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
