ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
