Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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