Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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