dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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