yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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