I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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