why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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