i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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