How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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