He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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