Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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