Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
should my penis look like a turkey
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
there is glitter all over my balls
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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