I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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