VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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