You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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