"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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