If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
