There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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