I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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