Me. At least after what I've been through.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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