She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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