My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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