Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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