If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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