she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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