He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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