But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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