i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
