There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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