i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
