I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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