I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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