Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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