I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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