I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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