I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Of course I have a pirate flag
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Randomize
