Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
