I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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